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Wow... I wonder what kind of establishment -that- is?
-No matter, I couldn't set foot in that joint based on the sign alone, behind the fact that EVERYBODY knows I'm an asshole.
The sign conjures images of a Democratic Voter Registration office, where several mangy, flea-bitten hippies sit in the back room filling out absentee ballots all day long while passing the bong around the table..
There are probably a couple of darkened filthy "offices" /slash/ flop-spot /slash shooting galleries, where cock-roaches, bed-bugs and body-lice run a gauntlet of used rubbers and hypodermic needles littering the filthy floors.
Out front, Ultra-Super-flamboyant-Mega-Gay-Guy, who is wearing nothing but a feather-boa and a pair of roller-blades is handing out fliers calling for Bush's impeachment and he occasionally blows a loud whistle and yells, "9/11 was an inside Job!" and; "No blood for Oil!" Every now and then he belts out a "Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Bush & Cheney have got to go."
Back inside, some nappy-headed crack-head ho's is smackin' they cherwing gum, while Shotgun-toting Black Panthers lounge idly by on couches and chairs, scratching occasionally and snickering to themselves every time their little "Sign" out front shocks someone...
-I mean C'mon!
THIS SIGN IS FANTASTIC!
--- Oh, -lighten up, it's agitprop, -just- like the sign.
God help me though, I do loath Seattle with an intensity that is > 1,000 Suns.
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